I've gone to fire safety 5 times?

i love smoke... ive stolen lighters, matches, rolled pieces of paper and smoked them, smoked dry leaves and paper out of a bubble pipe (never inhaled) (confied by my school along with a lighter.) i just made a soda can pipe with a carburetor on the side, planning on smoking cat nip (inhaling) i also wanna buy keyboard cleaner to get high... HELP ME!!!!!!!!��������